Has Mario Cristobal’s Time Run Out at Oregon?What a sad time to be a Ducks fan.Dec 7, 2020Dec 7, 2020
Debate: Is Baker Mayfield a Bad QB or a Terrible QB?Have you ever seen one of those “Fart in a Can” bottles? You know, the cans where you spray a little bit and the whole room smells like a…Dec 6, 2020Dec 6, 2020
Does Aaron Rodgers Still Have It?Aaron Rodgers got some praise on Thursday night, after throwing for four TDs and slicing and dicing through the Niners practice squad…Nov 8, 2020Nov 8, 2020
Could a High School Team Win the NFC East?The NFC East is liquid ass. They’ve earned the nickname ‘NFC Least’ for a reason, and it’s because all four teams are complete and utter…Oct 27, 2020Oct 27, 2020
Breaking: Danny Green Has Been Released By the Lakers For Being “Complete Ass.”Orlando- In classic LeBron fashion, the 18 time all star told Danny Green to pack his bags Friday, after the Lake Show lost Game 5 to the…Oct 10, 2020Oct 10, 2020
Breaking: Racist Cop Resigns After Reading “Black Lives Matter” on NBA CourtHillsboro, OR- In a wild turn of events, Washington County cop, David Lewis, has resigned from the Hillsboro Police Force after 28 years…Oct 5, 2020Oct 5, 2020
SportsCenter Employee Fired For Not Reposting LeBron’s Instagram Story To Website’s Front PageSep 26, 2020Sep 26, 2020
Breaking: Joe Burrow Might Need Tommy John Surgery After Throwing 61 Damn TimesIt was the battle of Ohio in our week 2 Thursday night game. Baker vs Burrow. Two Heisman winners going at it.Sep 18, 2020Sep 18, 2020
Steve Nash to Issue Apology for Being WhiteBrooklyn, NY- In a classic turn of events, Steve Nash has been bullied by the mainstream media for having white skin. The media, mainly…Sep 14, 2020Sep 14, 2020
Adam Silver Hoping Police Brutality Can Stop At Least Until Season EndsThe NBA took a stand on Wednesday night, with the Milwaukie Bucks deciding to boycott game 5 of their first round series with the Orlando…Sep 2, 2020Sep 2, 2020