Alex Edmonds·Dec 7, 2020Has Mario Cristobal’s Time Run Out at Oregon?What a sad time to be a Ducks fan.
Alex Edmonds·Dec 6, 2020Debate: Is Baker Mayfield a Bad QB or a Terrible QB?Have you ever seen one of those “Fart in a Can” bottles? You know, the cans where you spray a little bit and the whole room smells like a…
Alex Edmonds·Nov 8, 2020Does Aaron Rodgers Still Have It?Aaron Rodgers got some praise on Thursday night, after throwing for four TDs and slicing and dicing through the Niners practice squad…
Alex Edmonds·Oct 27, 2020Could a High School Team Win the NFC East?The NFC East is liquid ass. They’ve earned the nickname ‘NFC Least’ for a reason, and it’s because all four teams are complete and utter…
Alex Edmonds·Oct 10, 2020Breaking: Danny Green Has Been Released By the Lakers For Being “Complete Ass.”Orlando- In classic LeBron fashion, the 18 time all star told Danny Green to pack his bags Friday, after the Lake Show lost Game 5 to the…
Alex Edmonds·Oct 5, 2020Breaking: Racist Cop Resigns After Reading “Black Lives Matter” on NBA CourtHillsboro, OR- In a wild turn of events, Washington County cop, David Lewis, has resigned from the Hillsboro Police Force after 28 years…
Alex Edmonds·Sep 26, 2020SportsCenter Employee Fired For Not Reposting LeBron’s Instagram Story To Website’s Front Page
Alex Edmonds·Sep 18, 2020Breaking: Joe Burrow Might Need Tommy John Surgery After Throwing 61 Damn TimesIt was the battle of Ohio in our week 2 Thursday night game. Baker vs Burrow. Two Heisman winners going at it.
Alex Edmonds·Sep 14, 2020Steve Nash to Issue Apology for Being WhiteBrooklyn, NY- In a classic turn of events, Steve Nash has been bullied by the mainstream media for having white skin. The media, mainly…
Alex Edmonds·Sep 2, 2020Adam Silver Hoping Police Brutality Can Stop At Least Until Season EndsThe NBA took a stand on Wednesday night, with the Milwaukie Bucks deciding to boycott game 5 of their first round series with the Orlando…
