We Don’t Deserve Joe Kelly

Should we build the statue now?

Joe Kelly reached legendary status after his skirmish with the Astros on Tuesday night.

Tension started to build when Kelly threw a 3–0 pitch right at Alex Bregman’s fat head. Everyone knew it was intentional, yet Bregman was still too scared to charge the mound. Wanna know why? Joe Kelly has handled mound-charging buffoons in the past. And it never ends well for the batters: